me: "how was school?"
b: "good, we played soccer."
me: "fun! is that what you want to play for your after school sport?" (we are going to put him in sport at YMCA)
b: "i don't know, which one pays the most?"
me: "what do you mean?" (thinking he means which one costs the most)
b: "i mean which one will give me the most money?!"
me: "hahahaha silly only grown-ups get payed to play sports, mom and dad will have to pay for you to play!"
he cracks me up everyday!!