- you wear a sweater with baby barf on it and think to yourself "its not that noticeable.."
- the ONLY dishes you've washed lately are the baby bottles and that's only because you have to
- you don't have the time or energy to shower let alone shave and your son informs his cousin that you're "growing out your pit hair?!"
- you consider letting your kid stay home from school just because you're too tired to get out of bed
my cRaZy life right now!!